toffuuu2010 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Minnesota of which where i live, ='s Paper Ballots, with circle of what ya intent of who u vote for, so like in a high school test, fully filled circle.. thats the way to go..

toffuuu2010 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

diebold ='s Republican controlled company with voting machines...

loopyman76 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

What the hell is a "popularity vote"??

tomorrow528 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

This satire would have been funnier if McCain had actually won. It is kind of just cynical.

CarpeOmne (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Yea I know that this is fake, and it's quite obvious... I'm just saying that it's creepy that they got the right numbers by sheer coincidence lol

XYPerfection (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Did you also see the loggo on the corner. The onion is a newspaper that has fake news, way less serious than the daily show with John steward, so who knows if this is a real report

CROPSHIRTdotCOM (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

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AfricanH3ro (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Siamese twins in Canton, OH found themselves to just be standing closely together. lol

ohshitdamnboi (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

hahahahahahahaha "sorry shadow overlords" lol

treehaus14 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

The comments on this video, although very entertaining, are truly disheartening. It appears that this type of humor is too subtle for many Americans, and Canadians, although it is blatantly absurd. My advice for those who are puzzled by the Onion, is to cut back on sitcoms with laugh tracks and to get an education and to take take it seriously- even though you know almost everything already (note: read last line with sarcasm, insert expression of amusement here).